Dear I...t Troll,
Actually leaving out a few letters of the salutation sounds even worse.
I know what you mean when you google my name and potatoes; the wife did the same today and treated me with a bit more reverence. I don't think she knew before how ridiculous I am. She sent some of the googled information to her bosses to use as a wedge to get time off later this year for vacation time.
The local harvest site with member M12486 should show up. I googled those terms and got three hits. I get calls from that site fairly often. I am getting silly with those boxes...I used to put 5 or 6 varieties in the box..now I am putting in up to 20 varieties per box. Sent out 60 different clones just today.
Poking around potatoes can be done in the soil too. It is good exercise for the fingers especially if you like that wonderful feeling when the fingernails pull away from whatever they call that skin underneath.
That works well for the potatoes too, since you just might leave them alone after that!!!