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Old May 14, 2010   #13
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REAL INTERPRETATION. Heres the answer I got from Costco:

"You are absolutely right.
(YOU CAUGHT US)
There was an error in the printing of the labels for these varieties and it was not caught prior to shipment.
(WE REALLY KNEW IT AND SOLD 30 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH BEFORE YOU CAUGHT US)

They are all organic
(WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT "ORGANIC MEANS BUT NO ONE HAS CHALLENGED US ON THAT YET)
but Monica and Shady Lady are not Heirloom tomatoes.
(WE THOUGHT THE CONSUMER WAS TOO STUPID TO KNOW THAT)(WHAT'S AN HEIRLOOM?)
I appreciate you bringing this to our attention.
(IN THE FUTURE-PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS)
((PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS IN THE FUTURE)
All labels for future shipments have been corrected.
(NOW THAT THE JIGS UP)

(BECAUSE OF YOUR NOSY INTERVENTION I AM TO RECEIVE ONLY A $75,00O BONUS THIS YEAR)


Regards,
Big box VP in charge of screwing the dumb ♪♫♪♫♪♫ masses.
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