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Old May 30, 2016   #49
Worth1
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I knew a family that burned the whole trailer house down.
Here is how it went.
A plastic gallon of paint thinner next to the stove.
Why is a gallon of paint thinner next to the stove? 'they were slobs worse than me.
The stove got turned on the wife saw the thinner and went to pull it away from the stove burner.
The bottom and side was hot and stretched and broke open, the 1 gallon of thinner spilled all over the fire and lit off like a bomb.
The wife got burned badly all up and down her arm
The only thing they could do is run out of the house as fast as they could with the clothes on their back and her on fire.
Two kids and the husband and wife homeless with no clothes but the ones on their back.

Another friend of mines wife broke her finger with the KitchenAid mixer.
She had her hand in the mixing attachment the mixer came on unexpectedly and wrapped her hand up in it bending her finger backwards to the breaking point.

It is the simple tools you dont expect to hurt you that will hurt you many times the worse.
My lathe can eat you alive and even kill you in so many ways it is unbelievable and so fast you will never get a chance to think about it.
Anyone that wants to mess with it will have to have proof they know what they are doing.
If not they can go to school and get hurt or mess up the school machine.
I treat it, my sausage grinder and everything like a loaded gun.

The lady that lived here before me was 4 foot 10 inches.
I have no idea how she was able to use the sink.
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