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Old July 17, 2015   #9
Worth1
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A pelican can hold exactly one quart of tomatoes in its beak.
So go get a pelican and some paper lunch bags and you will be set.
The kids will go nuts watching the pet pelican measure out the tomatoes.
You can sell goldfish on the side so folks can let the kids feed it.
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