I am not selling this year, however, here are some blasts from the past...
If your child pulls an entire flat of tomatoes off of my table, at least acknowledge the act and maybe offer to pick them up. Don’t simply look down at the mess and then walk away.
If you let your dog lick my produce, you have bought it.
If your DOG takes a great big dump in front of my stand, pick it up. I suppose the empty plastic garbage bag that you carry is just for show.
If your CHILD takes a great big dump in front of my stand, pick it up. (Just kidding. This one has not happened…yet. But nothing would surprise me.)
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