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gorbelly June 30, 2017 05:53 PM

I prefer a tuning fork*. No batteries to run down, lasts forever.

[I]*For pollinating tomatoes. Not for any, er, other possible uses.[/I]

Rockporter June 30, 2017 11:46 PM

[QUOTE=gorbelly;651148]I prefer a tuning fork*. No batteries to run down, lasts forever.

[I]*For pollinating tomatoes. Not for any, er, other possible uses.[/I][/QUOTE]

Priceless! This thread has had me in stitches so much my ribs hurt.
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TomNJ July 1, 2017 09:49 AM

I'll bet your tomato flowers are all smiling!

imp July 1, 2017 08:27 PM

Oh my, I snorted my soft drink! I started to write coke, but thought better of it.

I can see it now...

Cole what are you doing in there?

Just playing in the tomatoes!

or, you slap that vibe in your pocket because some one drops by and it starts up vibing your pocket and making a noise.....

Rockporter July 1, 2017 09:04 PM

[QUOTE=imp;651448]Oh my, I snorted my soft drink! I started to write coke, but thought better of it.

I can see it now...

Cole what are you doing in there?

Just playing in the tomatoes!

or, you slap that vibe in your pocket because some one drops by and it starts up vibing your pocket and making a noise.....[/QUOTE]


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imp July 2, 2017 02:05 PM

Brings new meaning to the category "Undercover Gardening".

svalli July 4, 2017 07:24 AM

I think that I continue using my old battery operated toothbrush, because I do not dare to order anything from the local supplier named Kaalimato (Cabbage worm), because their products could scare my maters. ;)


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